Happy birthday =)

You are and always will be my one and only soulmate: the only girl I will ever truly love, whom I have loved with all my heart since 2006 and will continue to love until the point in the future at which I am no longer able to feel anything at all.

I realise this message is a completely pointless sentimental gesture - one which almost certainly will forever go unread, let alone unreturned - but at least that means it fits in well with the theme of most of the rest of this diary.

Love from Alex

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